Ramble

Hello.

•My name is Daniel.

•I'm one of the coolest motherfuckers you'll ever meet.

• My mind is wide open to anything and everything life has to offer.

•Life is my roller coaster, and I'd much rather ride with my hands in the air.

•I'm a candy coated dickhead, with a soft chewy center.

•I really, really, really like monkeys.

•I've got the heart of an artist, but the mind of a future corporate attorney...

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liverupdrinkerdown:

Obviously.

yep.

liverupdrinkerdown:

Obviously.

yep.

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Yup.

Yup.

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oh my god

hahahaha

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yup

yup

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When I smile with teeth:

EXPECTATIONS:

REALITY:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

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heyfunniest:

Sims

Sims

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heyfunniest:

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A few

A few

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homosexval:

life

Id rather he have a 12 pack of Guinness.

life

Id rather he have a 12 pack of Guinness.

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