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Hello.
•My name is Daniel.
•I'm one of the coolest motherfuckers you'll ever meet.
• My mind is wide open to anything and everything life has to offer.
•Life is my roller coaster, and I'd much rather ride with my hands in the air.
•I'm a candy coated dickhead, with a soft chewy center.
•I really, really, really like monkeys.
•I've got the heart of an artist, but the mind of a future corporate attorney...
Y U SO GAY? Y U NO STRAIGHT?
WHY ARE THEY SO PERFECT? I hate love them.
You’re breaking my heart You’re shaking my confidence daily